{"slip": { "id": 82, "advice": "For every complex problem there is an answer that is clear, simple, and wrong."}}
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{"type":"general","setup":"Why are graveyards so noisy?","punchline":"Because of all the coffin.","id":301}
{"type":"general","setup":"What do you call a sheep with no legs?","punchline":"A cloud.","id":215}
{"slip": { "id": 213, "advice": "Quality beats quantity."}}
{"slip": { "id": 173, "advice": "Always bet on black."}}
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{"type":"general","setup":"Did you hear about the cow who jumped over the barbed wire fence?","punchline":"It was udder destruction.","id":87}
{"fact":"The cat appears to be the only domestic companion animal not mentioned in the Bible.","length":84}
{"fact":"The Amur leopard is one of the most endangered animals in the world.","length":68}
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