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Fanesca is a soup traditionally prepared only on Good Friday and is eaten by households and communities in Ecuador. This dish is an Ecuadorian tradition that is prepared to give thanks to God for the food provided and blessings.
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{"fact":"Cats hate the water because their fur does not insulate well when it\u2019s wet. The Turkish Van, however, is one cat that likes swimming. Bred in central Asia, its coat has a unique texture that makes it water resistant.","length":216}
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Arantxa Parra Santonja is a Spanish former tennis player. She turned professional in 2000 and retired in 2019.
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