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Johann Jacob Friedrich Krebs, commonly known as Friedrich Krebs was an American fraktur artist. He was the most prolific of the Pennsylvania German fraktur artists.
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The 2012 Valparaiso Crusaders football team represented Valparaiso University in the 2012 NCAA Division I FCS football season. They were led by third-year head coach Dale Carlson and played their home games at Brown Field. They are a member of the Pioneer Football League. They finished the season 1–10, 1–7 in PFL play to finish in ninth place.
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Arrowview is a neighborhood in the city of San Bernardino, California. Arrowview is similar to other San Bernardino neighborhoods in that the boundaries are informal; by common usage, Arrowview is bounded on the west by State Route 259; on the east by Mountain View Avenue; on the south by Highland Avenue ;and on the north by the Foothill Freeway. Its main commercial streets are Highland Avenue, Arrowhead Avenue, and \"E\" street. The Our Lady of the Rosary Cathedral, the seat of the Diocese of San Bernardino is located in the neighborhood.
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