{"slip": { "id": 65, "advice": "When having a clear out, ask yourself if an item has any financial, practical or sentimental value. If not, chuck it."}}
{"type":"standard","title":"Stanislav Neumann","displaytitle":"Stanislav Neumann","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q11079387","titles":{"canonical":"Stanislav_Neumann","normalized":"Stanislav Neumann","display":"Stanislav Neumann"},"pageid":52617114,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/9/99/Stanislav_Neumann.jpg/330px-Stanislav_Neumann.jpg","width":320,"height":456},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/99/Stanislav_Neumann.jpg","width":561,"height":800},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1190476987","tid":"9902d18b-9d53-11ee-9d5f-63a03f8cb771","timestamp":"2023-12-18T03:14:47Z","description":"Czech actor","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stanislav_Neumann","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stanislav_Neumann?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stanislav_Neumann?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Stanislav_Neumann"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stanislav_Neumann","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Stanislav_Neumann","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stanislav_Neumann?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Stanislav_Neumann"}},"extract":"Stanislav Neumann was a Czech actor. He appeared in more than ninety films from 1930 to 1973.","extract_html":"
Stanislav Neumann was a Czech actor. He appeared in more than ninety films from 1930 to 1973.
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{"slip": { "id": 26, "advice": "Don't cross the streams."}}
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