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{"slip": { "id": 216, "advice": "Try making a list."}}
{"slip": { "id": 97, "advice": "If you are ever in doubt about whether or not to wash your hair: Wash it."}}
{"fact":"Despite imagery of cats happily drinking milk from saucers, studies indicate that cats are actually lactose intolerant and should avoid it entirely.","length":148}
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{"slip": { "id": 105, "advice": "When you look around and don't see anyone you respect, its time to leave."}}
{"fact":"In the 1750s, Europeans introduced cats into the Americas to control pests.","length":75}
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{"slip": { "id": 21, "advice": "Don't feed Mogwais after midnight."}}
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